Rule Four: I’m sure you’ve been told that in today’s world, sex without utilizing a “barrier method” of some kind can kill you.
Please don't take this as an insult, but you and all of your friends are complete idiots.
As cliché as it sounds, being yourself is probably best first date advice.
So, how do you deal with the anxiety that inevitably comes with first-date territory?
The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and void and the Male must cater to her every whim. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5.
In God’s kindness, I had the privilege of meeting and spending a little time with Fred Zaspel during the Ocean City Bible College.